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coconut

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
by Krissy March 25, 2004
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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.
Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!
by CoconutEater April 20, 2009
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coconut sex

When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.
Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."
by 88/8*9/8 August 26, 2013
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Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.
by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007
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coconut pussy

Coconut pussy. What would you think it is? Pussy made of coconuts. Yare yare daze..
"Yo, you got some of that good good? Y'know.. coconut pussy?"

"Yeah.. wait what?"
by Nonaword November 22, 2019
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Coconut Girl

A white woman who excessively darkens her skin tone or black fishes, being brown on the outside but white on the inside.
Yo dude, did you see Molly? Last time I saw her she was as white as paper.”

“Yeah, bitch is a coconut girl.”
by Amaya Divine April 9, 2021
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The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"
"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."
by Fic May 30, 2006
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