how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 7, 2010

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Caring

When your bestie buys you a teletubie stuffy

Oh my goodness! You’re so caring, I love my teletubie stuffy!

by Squidwardboyyyy April 26, 2021

Take Care Easy

A phrase of taking it easy but with more swag.

Origin: Binh Huynh Chicago from

Bình Huỳnh Cuộc Sống Mỹ Ở Chicago

Hello Ba xa take care easy. Thank you ba xa sieu dau bep

by Chu Tam October 7, 2022