on the books

In the south west of England in places like Devon and Cornwall, when girl says she is "on the books" she means she has her period

Watch out she is on the books
No luck tonight, she is on the books

by Hakus December 8, 2013

book

Another name for Ecstasy. It is generally used when one doesn't want the general public to know they are talking about ecstasy.

Book = One pill
Read = to roll or take ectasy
Libary/Librarian = dealer who sells ecstasy

Hey man, let's go read some books!

Have you bought the new book yet?

Let's run to a library really quick and check out some books.

by Brandyn. November 8, 2008

book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

by Jamison Bentley November 19, 2002

Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 20, 2009

Book Pussy

A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.

She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!

by Scorpios Toe December 15, 2009

writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014