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Courtesy Wipe

When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
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the wipe and clean

When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin
To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards
by astridraider July 4, 2016
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Thit-Sar Wipe

The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024
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Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass
Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe
by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
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infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
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used wipe

When your done having sex with a condom and its all wet
Were all done with the used wipe. Let's do the real thing honey!
by REDNALLAW June 11, 2018
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wipe irl

A term in deepwoken meaning to off yourself. Normally used as an insult after you've downed someone and they want to talk shit
Person 1: you grip freshies, die.
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
by JustAJoker April 17, 2023
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