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baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.
I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!
by Sauce professional November 20, 2017
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random business

I play game on various consoles
by random business October 23, 2025
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Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance
Abby chose a marker at random.
by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022
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Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.
In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?
by QuacksO October 22, 2025
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Random

Evan's existence is random
by qnking September 3, 2022
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Sped random

A nigga who is so bad and gets scored 18 points in 15 seconds and blames it on his team, usually has 3 people involved who are all dog water and black who think thier all good
after getting scored 18 points in 15 seconds the sped random felix blamed the other sped random nate on not playing defence which then gets mad at the sped random felix who involedved the 3rd sped random watchman
by SOswaySOsped February 23, 2021
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Randoms

Strangers, people you associate with, just a friend, someone that’s not ya family.
Ya Homie: Ay bro come hang with me and my friends

You: nah bruh i ain’t hanging around them randoms
by Yung$lumped November 5, 2017
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