1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 01, 2005
A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
by triskalguilo October 15, 2008
A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.
Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 09, 2009
verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.
Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly January 24, 2012
a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.
youre a fucking twatter monkey!
get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!
dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!
dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009
Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
by Lt. Gyako May 11, 2021
by R.A.Y November 07, 2011