Beer Tax

Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.

Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"

Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"

Person 1: "What, why?"

Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."

by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014

Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013

beer hoove

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.

Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove

by bunge June 18, 2007

Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer

Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different”

by T-cents May 21, 2020

Arm beers

Slang for heroin. In the same vein as nose beers and throat rack.

Apparently everyone knew he was on the nod.

They should have called him Philip See-More Arm Beers am I right?!?!

Don't speak ill of the dead

by badforya March 3, 2021

beer lairiness

An evening of drinking & partying where the more beer consumed, the rowdier & funnier everything becomes. Primarily a British term.

Last night's beer lairiness at the pub was out of control, most of those jokes weren't even funny!

by technogreek September 8, 2005

Junky beers

Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.

On a Tuesday morning:

AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers

by Cokemidget March 13, 2022