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split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
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Wizard of Odds

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.
by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023
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wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.
"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'
by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020
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Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023
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Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you
by theartser June 19, 2020
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Hex and The Wizards

A band consisting of six members, mainly found playing in California.

The members consist of;

Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist

- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.

Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.

Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist

- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.

'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist

- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.

Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.

Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.

Albums;

- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)
"Dude I went to the Double R' Bar to see hex and the wizards! They blasted the place up with their music! I'd love to seem em' again!"

"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.
by Step lupid June 11, 2023
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