Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.

“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.

Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.

by bloodninja69 November 16, 2009

vampire popsicle

Bloody tampon

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020

Vampire Syndrome

Someone who doesn't age.

Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!

Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.

(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)

by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017

vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone

Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye

by Izmo March 16, 2008

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

faggot vampire

To desire, perform or indulge in sexually perverse activities due to a societal distortion. Eventually forcing or pushing unsuspecting victims into the path of similar sexual perversions in an effort to grow it as a societal norm. It's not gay, it's much worse.

The cops in Ottawa became faggot vampires during the 1990s.

by Alpinta December 26, 2023