A school is a random place where they keep children for six hours and hypnotise them into thinking it is a really safe place
Child "Mummy it's time for school"
Mum"You still haven't told me what you have been learning at school for the past 7 years"
Mum"You still haven't told me what you have been learning at school for the past 7 years"
by Jsjjdbcjxn November 09, 2017
by “Nigga”- Albert Einstein January 25, 2020
Hell. Think about it. It has circles (grades) and it has a devil at the center of gravity.
At school they make you do shit you don't want to do at home
At home they make you do shit they were supposed to make you do at school.
I remember I asked the teacher why we had do to the homework. Next thing I knew I was being stared at by a hall moniter whose name isn't on the faculty list and his tag states no occupation. He didn't tell me why either.
At school they make you do shit you don't want to do at home
At home they make you do shit they were supposed to make you do at school.
I remember I asked the teacher why we had do to the homework. Next thing I knew I was being stared at by a hall moniter whose name isn't on the faculty list and his tag states no occupation. He didn't tell me why either.
I have all A's at school. You don't . You're a dumbass. Hey, where did all WHOLE FUCKING LIFE GO? OH YEAH, AGREED TO HAVE 18 YEARS OF MY LIFE RAPED BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLEASE THE TEACHER. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! "drops mike. Leaves"
by Lyra Dane December 11, 2015
U spend ur child life here, it’s basically prison but 5 year olds rot in it. Ur math teacher is a gay pussy and everyone in ur class is dumb as shit. A sexy girl might say to u, wanna fuck? but you are so stupid to know what this means so u say yes. Some mad Ned might offer u some weed and u say yes cuz u are so stupid. The children say FUCK SCHOOL but the government is telling us we need to be educated but FUCK this shit. U fail ur math test but who the FUCK cares
by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 25, 2020
The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.
by CoolAlien March 14, 2022
An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.
by Duffman001 July 26, 2017
POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any juvenile record
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
by A-Tech Productions August 09, 2016