gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.

“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”

by Man000000 April 27, 2025

fanum tax

Fanum tax is the action said right before someone "taxes" around 20% of your food for no particular reason.

I'm going to fanum tax your nachos .

by moe lehster May 6, 2024

fanum tax

Fanul tax comes from the Twitch streamer Kai cenat when Kai is ofițer streaming and eating food fanum comes and gets a intire portion or often a bit of the food that Kai is having during stream

Sigma fanum tax sigma fanum tax

by Miksgottakenaway December 15, 2023

Fanum Tax

Fanum taxing is when this fat mf rips your door down and steals any edible thing you're eating.

I will fanum tax your food if you dont give me it.

by 😭🙏 November 26, 2024

Server Tax

The moral obligation or propensity of servers to redistribute a large portion of their income to other servers through excessive tipping.

Friend: "Wow, why did you tip him so much?!"
Server: "It's my moral obligation as a server - my server tax. It will come back around."

by WordManFlyInAnyWeather July 27, 2010