Athena Tan

Eats Pets

Yo, you hear about that new chick Athena Tan?

Nah, why?

She ate Connors dog man...

by MF_ZIGGY November 20, 2023

Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them

Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned

by Repur505 December 24, 2023

convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.

"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".

by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023

Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024

Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.

Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.

by Leatherback February 1, 2024

tan linda

so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"

by cornball428 December 26, 2022

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023