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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017
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bryce sikes

Very stupied and not nice and no one cares about him. If he died no one would give two shits. If the most cutest girl in town liked him he would ruin it somehow some way.
by Brycesikes January 6, 2018
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Dyke Spike

Tara put on the dyke spike to plow Mary again.
by ItchySloth June 24, 2018
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Dyke spike

Hey Dyke Spike how’s it going

Hey (Jasmine) how’s it going
by Casserole14 February 6, 2019
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Nick Sike

A saying or term or when trying to get nicks attention or thinking he means something then sike! he doesn’t mean anything.
Nick BigFucking Sike!”

Nick Sike!!
by Hey Sike June 11, 2019
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Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).
Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!
by F. Badger September 15, 2019
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