Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

reverse jungle steamer

When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.

Wow, Shalyn just took a huge reverse jungle steamer on Willie and poop sprayed everywhere.

by Debodatubz October 24, 2022

Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.

"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"

by Blixls December 22, 2021

Athens Steamer

Suck someone’s ass while they rip a vape and get the smoke to travel from the esophagus to the anus

Aidan is gonna pull an Athens steamer on Mike so they can share the Hyde

by MRstinkyclammuncher September 7, 2021

butt steamer

When giving the female or male of your choice ass2mouth in a hot invironment and she farts in your mouth.

Greg- hey baby u tryna give me a butt steamer.

by Betty Jackson July 24, 2016

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.

I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.

by firechild555 April 8, 2025