Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Regular season merchant

A player who sucks ass in the playoffs

“Austin Reaves is a regular season merchant”

by RawJokester April 27, 2025

SnapBack season

A word made up by Brittany Nicole Matthews of Tx . It means when someone snaps at you ~ you snap back

Snap back season is only during summer time because it’s a heated month 🤣

Other person to you: you look fat
Me: better watch out, it’s snap back season and you don’t want me to say something back during SnapBack season you’ll get your feeling hurt for sure

by anonymous June 8, 2023

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

unshackling season

A time when it seems best to release yourself of all relational ties that might not be aligned with where you want to go. This can be a dangerous decision during pivotal times of life change like at the end of college.

Hey bro, it’s unshackling season, hurry up and break free so we can wolf pack.

by FreeBirdie May 31, 2018