cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

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old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017

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pud

cock. penis even. maybe even wiener.

"aye you been pulling your pud lately?"

by GremlinGrem November 4, 2022

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Pud

a mud puddle

We can't sled on that Hill because there's a pud at the bottom

by YoureWelcome___ January 29, 2022

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Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"

Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.

by JessimoRW January 30, 2024

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