The toughest motherfuckers on the planet. Why? they put up with all the bitchin from all the people on this site. You'd think potheads would be calmer from all the shit they smoke when the police gank their shit.
by Grave diggin mofo September 20, 2004
Get the Police mug."enforce laws passed down by the government" - exactly, they're sheep as well as pigs - they don't try to figure out if you need help, they just do what their bosses say. Except they like to make up their own laws like DWB, to interpret laws creatively and also to press politicians into bringing in new laws they like (e.g. "Patriot" Act). If politicians refuse, they look "soft on crime" in front of all the morons and bigots, so they kowtow to the people who are supposed to be their servants.
"anyone who gets shot by the police deserves it". It's nice to know that standing around selling things in the street is good enough reason to be pumped full of more than 40 bullets like Amadou Diallo. People who say things like this would change their minds if they were on the receiving end of this shit - they're all a bunch of pussy toffs who've never even seen a cop except from a distance, or else they're cops themselves and are covering up. So-called "American patriot" is just making Americans look stupid and so is undermining America's position in the world and therefore is committing treason as well.
"anyone who gets shot by the police deserves it". It's nice to know that standing around selling things in the street is good enough reason to be pumped full of more than 40 bullets like Amadou Diallo. People who say things like this would change their minds if they were on the receiving end of this shit - they're all a bunch of pussy toffs who've never even seen a cop except from a distance, or else they're cops themselves and are covering up. So-called "American patriot" is just making Americans look stupid and so is undermining America's position in the world and therefore is committing treason as well.
fuck all these wankers who post pro-police definitions, and fuck the pigs they so like to suck cocks of
by Carlo Giuliani's ghost May 5, 2004
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"Police are trained to serve and protect". This is Orwellian doublespeak. Like someone can serve you by yelling at you and telling you what to do, and can protect you by shooting you or beating you up if you refuse to be "served" in this way. Police are here to serve and protect the BOSSES and THEMSELVES. Not us.
"no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.
"no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.
by shut up you Nazi pigfuckers May 5, 2004
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Songs:
1. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
2. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have without Taking Her Clothes Off
3. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
4. Time to Dance
5. Build God, Then We'll Talk
6. Nails For Breakfast; Tacks For Snacks
7. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
Songs:
1. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
2. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have without Taking Her Clothes Off
3. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
4. Time to Dance
5. Build God, Then We'll Talk
6. Nails For Breakfast; Tacks For Snacks
7. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
Lanie: Did you hear Panic! at the Disco is coming to concert here!!
Karie: No Way!! I love them.
Lanie: I thought you said you didnt like pop music.
Karie: I dont. Panic! at the Disco is everything!
Karie: No Way!! I love them.
Lanie: I thought you said you didnt like pop music.
Karie: I dont. Panic! at the Disco is everything!
by Mackenzie C. May 16, 2006
Get the Panic! at the Disco mug.This is basically the greatest band that has ever been created. They have also been created by the greatest guy ever. Pete Wentz. They have a great record label(Fueled by Ramen and DecayDance). Brendan Urie and Ryan Ross are so hott that they make this band 10xxx hotter. They have one CD with 9 songs that rock. They have a kick-ass concert.
"OMG, Panic! At The Disco had a kickass show last night, and they played my favorite song called Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off!! Also, Ryan and Brendan made out. Can you say HOTT??"
by Miriam<333 October 2, 2006
Get the Panic! At The Disco mug.Police men or women who didnt meet the requirements to be a real cop. Also, people, who want to look like a cop, without the responsibility. A.K.A. "special police". Some of the negatives of being a safety policeperson are: No gun, maybe hairspray, No handcuffs, just plastic zip ties, and the worst of all: You get to drive in a 15 year old out of commission police car. If youre lucky, it will be a crown victoria, sometimes its a Taurus, and even worse, a minivan. Usually identified by a big yellow reflective stripe that is falling off of their old squad car. When you see the saftey police, it is customary in these parts to honk twice to let them know how insignifcant they are.
"Hey buddy, maybe you shouldnt park going across 3 handicapped parking spots. I see a cop car right there, you might get a ticket."
"Its just the safety police. Go ask him for change for the meter."
"Its just the safety police. Go ask him for change for the meter."
by AntonV October 1, 2005
Get the safety police mug."There are unlimited bad situations which would occur unmeasurably more frequently without the police, so give it up already." Yeah yeah yeah. Look at any stateless society, whether it's the Bushmen or the Paris Commune, and you see exactly the opposite. All this nonsense about civilisation being overwhelmed by bogeymen if the cops didn't exist is just the result of the feverish imaginations of people who are still trapped in their Oedipus issues, think daddy's going to kill them unless they do as they're told and so project their repressed desire to be free onto other people, imagining it to be a desire to do bad things instead. Also, there's a big list of bad situations which only happen because of the police, e.g.: being stitched up, being Rodney Kinged, being arrested for DWB, wars which happen cos cops smash protests against them, fascists who take power with police support, racism which is fuelled by police support for the racist social order, class power, the anti-union laws, the Criminal Justice Act, etc. etc. All this Nazi nonsense would be impossible without cops so start thinking for yourself instead of believing the crap you're told at school and on the telly.
by down with pigfuckers! May 5, 2004
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