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The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory
"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
mugGet the The floor is not lavamug.

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
by JPSnC February 22, 2021
mugGet the Floor Babymug.

"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
mugGet the "Dirt Floor" Court Roommug.

bread on the floor

"bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty
man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
by dellg April 27, 2023
mugGet the bread on the floormug.

Third Floor

When someone stays on Third Floor it means they were in a psychiatric unit at a hospital for mental health reasons
“I stayed on third floor for a month until i finally felt better.”
by Rina bee November 15, 2023
mugGet the Third Floormug.

On the floor

Jim: You seen them fake shoes bro just had on?
Rick: Yea, His ass on the floor
by Atlanta yn January 25, 2024
mugGet the On the floormug.

Floor cult

Floor is heaven we need to clean it with bleach , we love floor and floor love us
Be like us
Love floor
Avi worship floor
I love floor
Floor Cult is good
by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020
mugGet the Floor cultmug.

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