Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante

She is such a Floor

by AnHorse June 11, 2017

Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.

rip bozo he just got floor zoned

by Tadeo C February 11, 2022

Floor

A girl who is very brutal to her mother!!!

She is such a floor

by fresh prins September 20, 2023

floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019