fan job

When a small or large portable fan is used to blow air onto a sweaty crotch or ass area in order to dry it. This method has been proven to cure crotch rot and swamp ass conditions for extended periods of time.
After sweating his pants off at work all day, Michael rushed home to give himself the sweet relief of a fan job.
by Scroteboat September 23, 2009
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thigh job

Thigh jobs aren't limited to women of large size. Weight, and ability or willingness to suck dick have nothing to do with it. A Thigh Job is when *anyone* wraps their thighs on a cock and wiggles.
Jim really gave me a great thigh job last night; even though he has skinny legs he grips like a vice.
by Telmah July 15, 2005
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Odd Job

1.One of the coolest characters in all of the James Bond movies. Odd Job carries around a hat that can cut through solid granit! He is a body guard for Gold Finger.

2.An assassination hit.
1.(Goldfinger)"Odd Job kill him!"

2."Did you finish that odd job?"
by Hahn Solo May 20, 2005
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Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ
Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?
by spkoty October 12, 2009
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half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."
Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.
by Billy McPhereson December 10, 2004
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bro job

Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.

(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"

"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."

bro job
by Goob McNa$ty November 11, 2010
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Float Job

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.
by Punn18 December 30, 2011
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