Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!
My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer
by Centrol Boys June 27, 2011
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dirty arse lick

Derogatory term used to describe someone that likes to lick dirty arses.
"You fucking dirty arse lick"
by Bettsy September 20, 2006
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red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
by quimmerman October 03, 2007
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flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
by JohnnoJohnson December 04, 2020
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Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly
Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse
by See mack October 07, 2020
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sicken your arse

When you're totally disgusted with someone or something.
Jaysus that would sicken your arse.
That lad, he'd sicken your hole!
by Holy Arse September 12, 2020
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Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.
That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.
by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022
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