When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
by BiddelyBongPills87 October 07, 2011
A ship that 14 year old ship because they make every independent ( strong ) female character a lesbian, and it’s cringe as fuck.
“Omg nene x girlfriend is soooooo cannon like imagine girlfriend leaving “KiEtH” to be with nene omg so cute aww UwU”
by CarRide August 08, 2021
One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".
O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
by Hannig September 14, 2005
Their name always starts with a and their full name ends with a. They always have a y in their name, preferably in the middle. They are also smoking hot!
by niallhoransgf October 06, 2020
As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 18, 2022
Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS
That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.
by geester June 02, 2016
Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.
Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!
Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"
Jimmy: Stop saying that!
Jerry: I am pink.
Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"
Jimmy: Stop saying that!
Jerry: I am pink.
by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend January 31, 2009