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trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid
Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”
by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021
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The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009
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miss badboyhalo day

man i miss badboyhalo
well duh dipshit its the 4th of may
huh??
may 4th is miss badboyhalo day.😐
by lunaiscol May 4, 2021
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miss jew booty

A Jew with a fine peice of behind, naw sayin?
Hitler: I found you, Miss Jew Booty!
Jew: Please don't send me to the Lollercaust!
by roarimapanda September 15, 2008
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miss me jeans

a brand of very stylish jeans. they have fancy pockets with rhinestones, sequins and whatnot. Very popular in Dallas, LA, Austin, New York and bigger cities. smaller cities often wear knock offs. In High-Land park if you don't own at least 4 pairs, you are frowned upon, and have no sense of style once so ever, unless, you are scene.

warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.

cost $100-$200
make your butt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your asset.
Amy: i saw she didn't have miss me jeans. she MUST be poor.

Taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011
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Miss Me Yet

Billboard in Minnesota showing Former President George W. Bush's 'Happy Face' accompanied by the above caption. It was rumored to have been placed by a group of people, not as an advertisement, but as criticism of the current Administration under President Obama. It has gained memetic status as an internet joke and popular shirt and bumper sticker.
Yes, the Miss Me Yet sign is real...
by an unconcerned citizen December 23, 2010
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Little Miss Sunshine It

This term was coined after watching the movie Little Miss Sunshine and is used to describe having to push or roll start your manual transmission vehicle to get the engine started.
Ami: Oh my god. Frikking battery has died again!

Trav: Well we have two options. We can call RACQ or we can Little Miss Sunshine it!

Ami: I don't have an hour to wait for a jumpstart. Let's Little Miss Sunshine it!
by amicee03 June 23, 2007
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