alex law

ditching your friends for a girl

oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys

by yiptrollman April 27, 2016

peter-in-law

the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women

leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!

elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!

by jedicollins December 9, 2009

Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009

Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016

Luke Law

A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual

That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT

by T_dono09 March 17, 2019

Law of Thermoscrewing

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.

Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.

by sneer13 November 5, 2009

Inverse Law

The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.

Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)

Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.

4 / .6 = 6.667

You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.

by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010