Vytra's Law

The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.

You keep making so many furry memes. I'm afraid Vytra's Law has been invoked.

by Vytra February 21, 2019

Law of Thermoscrewing

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.

Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.

by sneer13 November 5, 2009

Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.

I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!

by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011

peter-in-law

the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women

leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!

elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!

by jedicollins December 9, 2009

Luke Law

A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual

That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT

by T_dono09 March 17, 2019

Feese's law

A law discovered in Littleton Colorado that any rock kicked/thrown at/under a parked car with enough velocity will with out fail bounce up and hit some part of said car.

I wonder if i can kick this rock under that parked without hitting it

dude no, that would break feese's law

by hhhhhhhhhhhssskidonfoijafdakkl July 20, 2010

Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009