Knuckle Off

The act of vigorously rubbing your knuckles against your privates until you get a euphoric release. Typically done over the pants.

“I just saw Queen Latifa walk by in high heels I need to go knuckle off.”

“I knuckled off so hard last night that I am scabbin this morning.”

“I love knucklin off in my car at night while parked in an alley behind Bennigans.”

by Ole Red Beard May 10, 2022

Internet Knuckles

The process of giving a knuckle-bump over the internet.

Kid watching Youtube video of a kid doing a cool stunt: Dude that's fucking awesome! This kid gets some Internet Knuckles.

by Bubbles_the_Juggles August 4, 2010

knuckle chucks

1. Noun. The male ejaculate by way of manual masterbation.
2.Noun. Derogatory name give to person in place of "jerk offs." Commonly used in military environments where swearing or more conventional insults are discouraged.

"Listen here you little knuckle chucks. You best not be messing things up!"

by Makinnak January 13, 2017

knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

Fudge knuckles

When you go to wipe and your hand slips and you get last nights digested leftover all over your knuckles.

I was wiping the other day and my hand sliped and I got fudge knuckles.

by Garebear#1 September 22, 2014

narragansett knuckle

The sexual act when a partner takes a clam shell, inserts one half into the vagina and the other half into the anus. Once inserted, the clam holder must go knuckle deep in both vagina and anus and make the clam shells meet to make a clapping sound.

Aye, she was a salty sea hag, so it was customary to give her the ol' narragansett knuckle!

by ae86guyisbored April 20, 2019