Its when your screwing a girl from behind and just before your about to cum you say "Kruchneauv" (to the best of your abilitly). Once she turns around in thinking shes being banged by the russian guy from rocky, you cum in her eyes ,therefore blinding her, and kick her in her vagina and run.
by Profounder May 30, 2010
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It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.
I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.
*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.
I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.
*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.
by Roseymalt January 7, 2010
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