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Jade

I’m sorry I had a car accident I’ve been on them jades.
by Whorecard July 15, 2022
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jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."
Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade
by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022
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Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
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Jade

Jade is not always a girl but is a very cool dude that everyone loves
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018
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Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.
At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.
by Richard Haass September 9, 2023
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