Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005

Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)

I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.

by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

by fid August 4, 2012

Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013

Internet explorer

1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware

1)

Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*

2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*

by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014

Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009