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touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.
“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”
by bnakusaki September 8, 2025
mugGet the touch grassmug.

Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.
"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"
by CIark Kennt June 6, 2018
mugGet the Grass-patchmug.
"Hey man can you go score a dime of grass from the devils playground"
by DonnySquad42 July 25, 2013
mugGet the Grass from the Devils Playgroundmug.

touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.
Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."
by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022
mugGet the touch grassmug.

Grass

Verb
The act of throwing grass at oneself
"Now get out of here before I grass you!" He said while chasing the intruder.
by izuru_kamukura April 3, 2021
mugGet the Grassmug.

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021
mugGet the Grass Manmug.

Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch
Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!
by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

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