Fucktard

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

Fucktard

A contraction of Fucking Retard.

You're sitting in my seat , Fucktard !!

by Cabmerlot October 22, 2013

Fucktard

A fucktard is an asshole who cannot show up for work at the same time as everyone else. A Fucktard always seems to bother those of us who could care less if the asshole is here or not.

"I just sat down, now I have to go and wait on that fucktard" "Why can't that fucktard get here when everyone else does?

by Boscoe Once Again March 6, 2012

fucktard

What you call one who has become retarded from too much fucking (in bed) or fucking around (messing with things)

deffinatly a fucktard

by brebrebre4496 February 21, 2011

fucktard

some one who is is fucking retarded. or fucked up

cody: jeez kayla why you such a fucktard?

kayla: i just cant help it sorry cody.

by cwright420 March 8, 2011

Fucktard

A person who is so stupid and absent minded that even life's simple tasks are a challenge or completely misses the most obvious signals.

Roberto is a fucktard because he is oblivious to life itself.

by Aquarium March 14, 2011

fucktard

The ref in all the smackdown vs raw games especially 2010.

Player one: Why does the ref purposely get in the way every time we throw a punch or try to attack our opponants?

Player two: Because the designers programed the game so he'd be a douchebag and a fucktard. just turn off DQ and kick his ass until he stops.

by TG35 March 15, 2011