Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.

(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?

by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015

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Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023

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floor is invisible

“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.

Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.

by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023

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Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010

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Third floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the third floor.

by eggplantsucks June 11, 2018

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