cloggut

Another word for yoghurt derived from Exeter - based on the movement of yogurt from one fridge shelf to another

Cloggut is moving the yoghurt again ! God dam

by Linda loves broccoli November 22, 2021

closd group

bunch of morons, spamming my inbox

500 messages in two days

imbeciles ? you mean the members of closd group ?

by fake handle yo piss people off November 25, 2021

closed

Missing a loved one

Closed We are closed and I truly appreciate the time shared with my great cousin
Emphasize

by Hearse November 27, 2021

Clogophobia

The fear of clogging toilets, both public and private

Elaine developed a severe case of clogophobia after shitting in Charlie’s bathroom and clogging the toilet

by Beefyyyy69 January 25, 2022

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

close

only a short distance away or apart in space or time, also close is a boy named Adrian Ionut who was a legend at HvH in Romania

1: "The legend of the Romanian hvh has reappeared!"
2: "OMG, close on HvHDog!"

by lottaswagg December 16, 2021

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022