Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.

Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad

by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009

I Cap

Is said when retarded child is trying to imply that he is Captain America

Timmy (retard) : Heyyyy guys I cap

Rodger: Ok

by HoopingCricket February 4, 2023

only cap

All lies no truth at all

Look at fred over there, thinks he’s so smart, only cap comin out of his mouth

by OpheliaMorales June 8, 2021

Cap-inator

A person that only speaks lies, also known as 'capping'.

Damn, Jim is such a Cap-inator he always caps.

by Cyuse December 1, 2020

Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Slapping caps

To be full of malarkey

You’re slapping caps man, no way you slept with her

by anonymous November 25, 2021

gusher cap

A futile attempt to block a torrential flow of anything- such as the BP oil gusher. It just keeps flowing out no matter what you do.

Guy at party #1 "Man that guy just will not shut up about all his supposed sexual exploits, big investment dividends, rich friends, blah blah blah... I bought him a beer and tried to change the subject but he just keeps going."
Guy #2 "You bought him a beer? Nice gusher cap, dude!"

by kcufdaeh July 3, 2010