The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011

choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 4, 2019

choke an eagle

Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.

"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."

"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube

by J-Thatch March 4, 2022

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken

Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross

by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020

lasher choke

A grinding of the fist into the front of the throat.

My dad Lasher Choked the shit out me.

by Larsrich27 June 10, 2020