Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

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Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.

Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.

by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021

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