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bro-cap

the height of someone's douchebag behavior
"Michael used to be such a cool guy, what happened?"
"I guess he reached his bro-cap."
by Danstinywang September 27, 2014
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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has occurred.
Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."
by General aBROham Broski August 17, 2011
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Seriously, Bro?

"That guy tried to fight me for no reason, and I said, "Seriously, bro?""
by Massive Monster Tree August 16, 2011
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Bro-fives

When you repeatedly slap hands or "high-five" a fellow bro
At the frat party i met some of my bro's bros. We all gave each other bro-fives to get aquainted before we played beer pong
by Fatt Minnigan June 15, 2009
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bro hoe

aka bro ho
-wears exclusively dirtbiking or offroading brands
-drinks more than their alcoholic fathers
-smokes more pot than cheech and chong put together
-dates guys with lifted trucks
-thick black eyeliner
-most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
-tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
-very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
-very often seen in 661
-use the word 'chill' as an adjective

known for wearing No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,
Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
bro hoe 1: dude, did you go to mike's kegger last night? i was so fucked up

bor hoe 2: nope, me and jon were out fucking in the back of his truck after we went offroading.
by bro hoe chyea right July 12, 2006
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Diet Bro

When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.
Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!
by KodiakDragon July 28, 2011
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Bro Diegan

One who brings a surfboard to the beach even though they don't surf. Bro Diegans are often observed traveling a high rates of speed down the 5 freeway in their used BMW's. They frequently reek of Axe and are generally considered douche bags. The most dense population of Bro Diegans can be found in the Gaslamp district getting hated on by a tall man named Matt.
That Bro Diegan is a douche bag.
by Dick Waterfall February 8, 2009
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