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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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bullshit fallacy

When someone calls an an argument a fallacy in order to deflect from its sound reasoning in order to avoid needing to form an actual rebuttal.
You committed the Bullshit Fallacy when you called my argument a fallacy when it's completely logical. Either make an actual argument or shut the fuck up.
by Mr. Walters January 23, 2025
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Bullshit Armour

Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.
By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.
by Drea0611 February 5, 2019
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Bullshit

I am done with your bullshit today.
by Your ♕ November 15, 2019
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Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.
Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...
by Not Ducky August 29, 2020
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Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.
Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.
by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021
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fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person
A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!
by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022
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