Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020
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Get the Thicc soccer mug.Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 21, 2024
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Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .
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boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
by anna oup- June 4, 2019
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