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Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014
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National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
by Anal descimater October 3, 2017
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Dildo

A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape
Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?
by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023
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Singing dildos

When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.
You’re so bad haha singing dildos
by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022
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dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
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Dildo

A cool name you can call the people you look up to, people you admire, people you love and care about etc
Boss: Hey your doing great today, keep up the good work!

You: Thanks Dildo! :D

Boss: ... (flustered by what you called them)
by Candice ;) December 15, 2021
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