Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.
Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.
by Walt Winston February 12, 2007
noun.
1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.
The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.
The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.
2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
by passthecoolwhip September 22, 2010
by PersonalDedicationtoHer April 07, 2010
lolington bear is a father figure in the appreciation of l33t language. If a person finds something funny they may say 'lolington bear approves'. Alternitively if something is not funny someone may say 'lolington bear does not approve'
not be confused with roflington bear
not be confused with roflington bear
'I slept with your wife, bitch'
'lolington bear does not approve'
'I owned 200 noobs'
'lolington bear approves'
'lolington bear does not approve'
'I owned 200 noobs'
'lolington bear approves'
by Rory Foster September 09, 2007
Trucker on CB: Watch your speed there on Mile 58, there's a little bear lookin to make his first kill.
by BJK237 November 27, 2006
by juicygemini August 29, 2007
by Hanyo00 June 27, 2011