9/11

The day America was changed.
Also the day where new god-tier memes started rising. Dark Humor is the best.

Kid: You know how New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
Me: How?
Kid: One New Yorker went through 87 stories in 10 seconds!
Me: Get the hell out of my house. 9/11 scrub.
Mom: Hey son! Your dad went through 92. Guess he’s better!
Me: :(

by Buddha’s Messenger February 19, 2019

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9/11

An amazing fun and hilarious day and just the perfect day in general for new york. Especially if you were in the twin towers but still is one of the days of the year now

Bro 9/11 was the best day of my life. It made me gay for Osama Bin Laden and I'm happy it happened. I fap to the twin towers and plains all the time. I fap to Osama Bin Laden every day of my life.

by Adolf Hitler was an amazing December 8, 2019

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march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

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4"11

Internet roast used by Youtubers

At least I'm not 4"11!

by Potatoinator November 28, 2016

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5/11

Everyone's talking about 9/11 when 2 planes hit the twin towers in 2001, but no one's talking about 5/11 in 2023 when I filled my boss's car with 100 paper airplanes. What a tragic day it was, sadface.

"Remember 5/11?"
"Yes I do. I still keep finding them in my car sadface."

by Yee33errr00op June 16, 2023

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