Hump nuggets

A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices

Too bad you can’t live here and you have to go home to your hump nuggets

by Craigzyc July 26, 2025

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016

Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep

When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night

by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.

Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

You-co'-Hump

to have sex because there isn't anything to do

Salvy, when you & g*** ain't got no money and you is borred and there aint nothin to do,, You-co'-Hump!

by mike_jones October 5, 2005

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025