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Fucktard

A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain
Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amilegend February 24, 2010
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Hey dad! You are a fucktard

Dad: thanks honey!!
by Kittycatfucker August 23, 2023
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1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
by wwjd25 August 25, 2009
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A combination of the word "Retard" and "Fucker"
"That guy over there is so stupid, he's a fucktard."
by sigma cheecks February 12, 2025
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A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.
Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard
by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012
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A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."
by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023
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John is such a fucktard.
by jp_151_GR_nyc May 19, 2010
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