by Smith Words June 2, 2014
Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona March 28, 2011
A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.
e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.
by noticer27 July 31, 2019
A "Dr Uber" Is a word/person who lives in a weird area located in "your ass"
"Dr Uber" Is dumb at everything in life and only does stuff that it likes.
"Dr Uber" Is dumb at everything in life and only does stuff that it likes.
by Dr Uber October 20, 2020
by NurseKitty February 4, 2019
verb
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
by Trintastic November 27, 2016
by animaee September 9, 2019