national head day

national head day is thursday december 16
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national head day
by twin9 December 16, 2021
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National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022
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Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist
"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"
by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 27, 2019
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Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 June 01, 2011
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no head?

When you girl has said no to a BJ leaving you to say "so no head?"
Girl: I don't want to get down in bed
Guy: So no head?
Girl: Yes sadly no head
by FlamingFart8008 June 09, 2022
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Big Head Fred

Its in the name just a guy who has a fat off scull
by jameson tic tac December 09, 2019
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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