Backshot baby

A baby that was created via casual sex and isnt wanted by either the father or the mother or both

This kid is a backshot baby, his dad isnt even around.

by gaybarberbutcher November 22, 2024

Feed The Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.

I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”

by Dirty Randy 69 November 5, 2018

Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it

Have you ever seen a napalm baby on google images

by CumProducer November 18, 2016

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

winter babies

weird and cool. you like the cold and refuse to wear a coat. even though you love the cold and wind, you pefer a warm bath. you love snow but hate making things out of it. let me guess, your favourite animals could be..: cat, fox, leopard, tiger, lion, snake, chicken.

why is she not wearing a coat?!?!? its freezing!

Shes one of them winter babies!

ohhhhh

by beaniebooandcatsarelife December 22, 2021

Baby Blues

During a short period of time after childbirth, due to the changes in hormones in women's bodies during this complex time, many women may feel moody and depressed, but feeling like they should be happy because their baby is born. This is often defined as "the baby blues". It's like a more common, less severe, temporary post-partum depression.

Woman 1: "After all the time it took for me to finally get pregnant and all of the pain and discomfort I was put through for nine months, shouldn't I be happy that I finally have a baby? It kind of feels like I don't even want to be with him..."
Woman 2: "You're just having the baby blues. I promise to you in no time you'll feel way better. You should look up some information to see how it affects your brain and so that you see you're not alone in this."

by arv_mad February 7, 2024

baby metroid

the saddest event that ever happened to the metroid games

someone: hey who the f is the baby metroid

me: already preping my 6h long story on it.

by stormamericaaran11 February 3, 2024