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Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.
Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"
by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025
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dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024
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Dog water

What fortnite kids say when you are LITERALLY THE WORST AT FORTNITE.
im cracked! Ur so dog water you keep dying
by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022
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Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette
by Vin84 July 3, 2021
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Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.
Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.
by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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Roxy the dog

Roxy the dog is the most vulgar, foul-mouthed and insolent dog to walk the planet. She has sent countless messages of cyber-bullying and verbal abuse. Beware of roxy, she is not the type to become friends with.
Roxy the dog is a mean dog.
by the_rabbit June 13, 2022
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