shrimp face

When someone exudes or eminates the impression of having the tiny stature of that of a shrimp.

Your a real shrimp face!

by Matt70823 December 19, 2014

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Ice Face

Someone who smokes methamphetamines and has a sunken face.

That tweaker has ice face

by iprobablydontknow December 31, 2010

faced

to give more face than (be prettier than/ rank someone out who doesn't have as good of a face)

person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her

by anonymous June 2, 2022

cashin in on face

1. To remove and wear another person's face in order to steal or receive their money with little to no suspicion.

GUY 1: Johns makin like 700 dollars a week now.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 1: Yeah, too bad he's a greedy douche

GUY 2: Fuck John. I'm about to go cashin in on face......

by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Vaped in the face

When your friend’s nic is dead so you turn into a vape monster and decide to throw it at their face.

Yo Dom just got vaped in the face because Charly turned into a vape monster.

by Dumb6nitch9ine September 18, 2022

Boozing Face

Getting hammered to the point where you can’t feel your face.

Yo Nathan are you boozing face tonight

by BowHello911 May 24, 2024