Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Pulled a Chen

Get someone pregnant and then marry just to leav for the military

oh he pulled a Chen

by hotdogwasser November 29, 2020

pull a sully

Verb, to grossly over-exaggerate. Usually this is with a fact or experience. To properly pull a sully, you must always reference a certain website or source, which can never be found at a later time. This practice is extremely annoying.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the new Audi Q 5? It's diesel gets 81MPG! I heard ti on the Audi website!
Guy 2: I don't think so. Let's check that website.
(Website says it gets 25 MPG)
Guy 1: I could have sworn it said 81! I must have read it somewhere else!
Guy 2: Shut up. Don't pull a Sully on me.

by Rapasm June 21, 2009

Pulling a chad

Thinking an elk is a horse.

“Is that a horse?” “Nope you’re just pulling a chad.”

by Pk33 April 13, 2024

Pulling a Charly

Hiding the fact that you have a partner (boyfriend/girlfriend) on purpose vis-a-vis a group of (new) friends.

“Are they still together?”
“No, she was pulling a Charly on him and hid the fact that he existed from the people she met in her new class. He knew, but ultimately found it to hard to accept when she started to even ask other friends to lie to keep the secret.“

by mcddze July 22, 2022

Pulled a Lindy

when you do something that you were not supposed to do, or saying you'll do something in 15 minutes but instead it takes you 3-4 hours.

I pulled a Lindy when I told my mom I was going to sleep in 15 minutes after grinding some cash in this game, and now it's 8AM and I have been playing for seventeen and a half hours and apparently I'm still sick...

by LFTDPrince July 1, 2023